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myampgoesto11: Kimsooja: To Breathe - A Mirror Woman (2006)

myampgoesto11:

Kimsooja: To Breathe - A Mirror Woman (2006)

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lost-in-ikea: glam00ur: all 46 excuses on my...

lost-in-ikea:

glam00ur:

all 46 excuses on my friends wall,

1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow

2. we can't all be usain bolt

3. in this day and age, we shouldn't need labels like "late"

4. i had pe first period do you blame me

5. i really, really didn't want to sing

6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

7. you can't tell me how to live my life

8. #YOLO

9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic

10. there was a freak yachting accident

11. i am a fucking retard

12. this is just for my wall

13. do you even read these

14. "it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop"

15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction

16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight

17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn't leave and let her win

18. traffic jammy jammy jam

19. how can i go to school when alex turner

20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her

21. i was sticking it to the man

22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity

23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued

24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

25. my meth lab caught fire

26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

27. i was sad

28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely

29. i had beat my younger brother for saying "swag"

30. i had to travel back to the 1950's to ensure my birth

31. 2 kool 4 scool

32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen

33. i tried

34. i'm sorry i'm late

it's not my fault

my auntie was killed

and i joined a cult

35. a haiku about lateness:

late late late late late

late late late late late late late

late late late late late

36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking

37. i was fashionably late

38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg

39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me

40. do

41. you

42. even

43. read

44. these

45. i was fighting al qaeda

46. traffic

YESSSS IT'S ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN

the post that doesn't age

"You tried to change didn't you? closed your mouth more tried to be softer prettier less volatile,..."

"You tried to change didn't you?
closed your mouth more
tried to be softer
prettier
less volatile, less awake
but even when sleeping you could feel
him travelling away from you in his dreams
so what did you want to do, love
split his head open?
you can't make homes out of human beings
someone should have already told you that
and if he wants to leave
then let him leave
you are terrifying
and strange and beautiful
something not everyone knows how to love."

- "For Women Who Are Difficult to Love," Warsan Shire (via seabearia)

termsofenragement: Puella Magi Madoka Metallica.

termsofenragement:

Puella Magi Madoka Metallica.

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baby-ribbon: ckitts: same This is literally my study abroad...

baby-ribbon:

ckitts:

same

This is literally my study abroad experience

barsandtwists: classic

barsandtwists:

classic

ifyoucarryonthisway: i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more...

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way

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taiomifox: This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff. This is a 5...

taiomifox:

This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff. This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff. This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff.

This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff.

This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff.

This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff. This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff.
This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff.
This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff. SWEET. JESUS. CHRIST.